inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

,,

Is this like your night job to help you get through uni?

My mum on the first time she went to a strip club

Kinda just accidentally sent a snapchat to a hella hot guy of me eating chips in front of the mirror ://